Strange Happenings Down Under - Australia

*Just Plain Strange.....*
HORNY Goat Weed pills...for him and for her!	In Australia, Burger Kings are called HUNGRY JACK'S	Taxi anyone?	Okay, so where exactly CAN you put Water Bombs?
The side of the Opera House... a bunch of tile with no grout...	Dan and a.... um, what exactly is that thing?	Dan takes in the local laws and customs	Do we look scared or what?
Oooh, ma, Can I have a Quarter?	Yeah, yeah, me too, Mom....	Weeeeeee....	Yay! More fun games!
No Nudity Does he remind anyone else of the Coppertone Kid?	Aso, Mr. Yakimoto-son Smile Prease.	Dan and the bird that adopted him at the outdoor market	The puppet store!
Brian dons his hard hat to get to work.	Hard Hat Area	Dan checks out the Emu... The Emu checks out Dan...	And BAM! When Emu's Attack!

Strange Happenings Down Under Dan, Mom & Brian - Summer 2004
*Yelling at...*
Brian tells this miner to GET BACK TO WORK!!!	Dan asks this miner WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??	Brian gently reminds this worker to GET HIS ASS BACK UP THAT LADDER
Dan asks the Emu WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PECK PEOPLE IN THE HEAD ALL THE TIME????	Brian scolds this giant Kiwi for BEING A KIWI WHAT THE HELL IS A KIWI? AIN'T THAT A FRUIT?	Dan tells this Kiwi that HE'S CHEERING FOR THE WRONG TEAM. WHO ARE THE ALL BLACK'S ANYWAY?
Brian finds ANOTHER MINER CLEARLY LACKING	Dan appears a bit UNHAPPY WITH THIS SHEEP	Brian tells the horsie LESS COMPLAINING AND MORE PULLING

Dan Does an Oompa Dance...