| The
Players |
 CandyMan |
 Captain
Distracted
|
 YellowGuy |
 Clean
Cut
Kiss Army
|
 Doonan
(Original
Recipe) |
 YellowGuy's
Bitch Robbie |
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 Cocky
Doonan
|
 Eric,
um, just Eric
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 Dirty
Sanchez
Doonan |
 Ice
Berg |
 Gay
McEnroe |
 Coach
Pete |
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 Doonan-in-Law
|
 General
Lee |
 Cousin
Ralphie |
Monkey
Hate Lion
(MHL for
short bitches) |
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| What
began many years ago with the now infamous "Impaling
Stick" that lived in the endzone, grew last year with the
introduction of the "Ottoman of Pain,"
and subsequently grew to EPIC proportions this year with the introduction
of the feared "Living Room of Terror" |
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| Yet,
for all the FEAR that it generated, as you will see from the photos
below, there were MANY creative uses of the Living
Room of Terror. It was used by receivers as a shortcut to
throw off pursuit, it was used by defenders as an extra blocker or
safety; it was used as a launching pad, a tackle dummy, aerial
warfare, and, perhaps most importantly of all, hidden within the nasty
vaccuum (along with "gramma's pubes" according to YellowGuy),
it gave birth to fan favorite commentator,
LegoMan! |
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 Lining
up.... |
 KABOOM!!! |
 The
Living Room |
 Armchair
Safety |
 TV
Time |
 Just
put that
anywhere |
 YellowGuy
gonna
chair someone? |
 Ah,
no, he just needs
a place to DRINK |
 YellowGuy
relaxes
and tries to figure
out how to steal the
Chair of Despair
for his CAVE |
 Robbie
points at
YellowGuy trying to
steal the chair....
Oh, Rob, you just
don't know when
to quit, do you? |
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 Diving
over the Ironing
Board of Indignation |
 CandyMan
and
YellowGuy share
a moment |
 The
Chair of Despair
acting as a down-
field blocker |
 Berg
prepares to
launch off the
Chair of Despair |
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 CandyMan
definitely
looks like he's up to
no good...or perhaps
he is simply rushing
over to bring Yellow
another pillow.... |
 YellowGuy
pretends
that the "words on
the page" make
sense to him as he
awaits CandyMan's
extra pillow... |
 Carbery
gives a guided
tour of the Living Room
of Terror |
 CandyMan
making
a sneak attack |
 Did
he ever get OUT
of the damn chair? |
 Original
Recipe
Doonan attacks
YellowGuy |
 Someone
takes a
hand axe to the
Ironing Board's
Pet Pumpkin |
 A
final parting view
of the Living Room
before the
destruction |
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| These
Pictures Speak for themselves FAR better than we possibly could.... |
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| Game
Time Action! |
 Mid-field
marker |
 Candy
tosses a pass |
 Why
does Randy
have the ball? |
 CandyMan
gets
covered in paint |
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 Big
Tackle |
 Run
Ralphie Run |
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 Doonan's
Heisman pose |
 Jumping
fairies |
 Ready
for battle |
 Ralphie
grabs a
handful of ass.... |
 Jump
Ball! |
 YellowGuy
lumbers
out of the woods |
 Doonan
streaking
past defenders |
 Is
Robbie gonna
Kiss Berg? |
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 Kiss
Army steps
on a defender |
 Everybody
Run!
Yellow's got the ball! |
 Nice
effort Robbie! |
 Creature
with four
legs and 2 asses? |
 Kiss
Army takes
a swing |
 What
exactly is
YellowGuy doing? |
 Holding
hands or
wrestling the ball? |
 Robbie
on the
offensive |
 Kiss
Army needs to
be about 3 feet taller |
 Coach
Pete puts
forth some effort |
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 Camouflage
CandyMan |
 Doonan
at QB |
 Pete
humps Robbie |
 Doonan
Pile! |
 Running
through a
WALL of Doonans |
 Boy,
those defenders
are working hard, huh? |
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 Coach
Pete finds the
"paint hidden in
the leaves..." |
 ...ahh,
that joke
never gets old! |
 Cocky
Doonan attacks
YellowGuy!!!! |
 Save
the Beaver! |
 Eric
throws an
impressive looking
block |
 YellowGuy
trying to absorb
Doonan's power |
 Kick
Off! |
 Cocky
Doonan runs
past defenders! |
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 ANOTHER
Doonan
down.... |
 ...must
run in the
family |
 Don't
everyone
move at once!!! |
 Petie's
gonna get
SQUISHED |
 Coach
Pete models
his new paint pants |
 Cousin
Ralphie gets
frisky with Robbie |
 YellowGUT |
 Candy
dreams of
having boobs |
 This
game's getting
rough.... |
 ....Doonan
needs
a helmet. |
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 Pumpkin
Style! |
 Doonan
runs past
a flood of defenders |
 Run
Forrest Run! |
 The
kick is up... |
 ...hey,
wait, we don't
have goal posts? |
 Um,
check out where
the ball is in this pic |
 Dirty
Sanchez ready
to tangle, mang! |
 Robbie
gets
sandwiched |
 Get
back here
Doonan-in-law |
 Oh,
this is gonna be
a COLLISION!!! |
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 Yellow
grabs Rob... |
 ...and
dunks him in
YELLOW PAINT |
 Robbie
has been
MARKED by YellowGuy |
 Cousin
Ralphie throws
a STIFF ARM |
| Other
Random Stuff |
 Yellow
stretches |
 Rob's
wife writes his
name on his shirt |
 Who's
the baldest
Oakie of them all? |
 Carbery
is! |
 Sepia
filter! |
 Ouch! |
 Um.....no
idea |
 Mousies |
 Hittin
the sauce |
 Hittin
the sauce |
 GreySpot |
 MVO
trophy |
 Robbie
drools |
 Let's
play What's on
Doonan's Ear???? |
 MVO
Doonan-in-law |
 Popeye
Doonan |
 Post
game
|
 Eew.
It's a
pumpkin seed! |
 Candy
looking just
a LITTLE gay.... |
 Pete
is NOT happy
about getting dirty |
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